When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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