so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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