Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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