He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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