dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
How's work?
Spinning.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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