He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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