i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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