real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
