You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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