I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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