somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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