Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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