Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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