Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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