508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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