you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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