you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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