I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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