remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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