im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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