im gay
i know
yea but for you.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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