those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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