found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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