my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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