The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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