Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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