captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
