I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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