I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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