so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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