I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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