Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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