Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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