tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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