i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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