I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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