dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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