The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
only you would photoshop your dick
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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