brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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