No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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