k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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