have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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