Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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