I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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