what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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