Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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