508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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