Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
