So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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