He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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