i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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