Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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