You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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