you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
