dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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