he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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