This girl is more easily done than said...
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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