who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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