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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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